CONTENTS:
• Hollywood Chickens • (1990) • short story by Terry Pratchett
• The New Utopia • (1891) • short story by Jerome K. Jerome
• The Angry Street • [Club of Queer Trades] • (1972) • short story by G. K. Chesterton (variant of A Somewhat Improbable Story 1908)
• The Party at Lady Cusp-Canine's • (1969) • short story by Mervyn Peake
• The Little Man Who Wasn't All There • [Lefty Feep] • (1942) • short story by Robert Bloch
• The Year the Glop-Monster Won the Golden Lion at Cannes • (1966) • short story by Ray Bradbury
• Lila the Werewolf • [Sam Farrell] • (1969) • novelette by Peter S. Beagle
• The War with the Fnools • (1964) • short story by Philip K. Dick
• The Creation According to Spike Milligan • (1989) • short story by Spike Milligan
• Mediaeval Romance • (1871) • short story by Mark Twain
• Ethelred the Unready • (unknown) • short story by Ben Travers
• Dream Damsel • (1954) • short story by Evan Hunter
• Three Months in a Balloon • (1901) • short story by John Kendrick Bangs
• How I Lost the Second World War and Helped Turn Back the German Invasion • (1973) • short story by Gene Wolfe
• Fifi and the Chilean Truffle • (1955) • short story by Orson Welles
• The Wastrel • (1963) • short story by Peter Sellers
• Stirring the Pot • (1994) • short story by Tom Sharpe
• The Suicide of Kiaros • (1897) • short story by L. Frank Baum
• The Rape of the Sherlock • [Sherlock Holmes] • (1998) • short fiction by A. A. Milne (variant of The Rape of the Sherlock: Being the Only True Version of Holmes's Adventures 1903)
• The White Rabbit Caper • (1949) • short story by James Thurber• Wot the Eye Don't See • (1998) • short story by Stan McMurtry
292 • The Condemned • (1977) • short story by Woody Allen
• The Mulligan Stew • (1979) • short story by Donald E. Westlake
• The Dulwich Assassins • (1997) • short story by David Lee Stone [as by David L. Stone]