You wrong me, Madame Lefoux. I never gossip. I observe. And then relay my observations to practically everyone.

Oh, really, Major, must you be so crass? Such language." Alexia paused, considering. "What nationality would you say?"
The major, who was very well traveled, answered without needing to look up again. "Egyptian".
"Interesting"
"Is it?"
"Oh, Major, you do so love to annoy, don't you?"
"It is the stuff of living, my lady."
"Don't be pert."
"Me? I wouldn't dream of it.".